{"product_id":"the-screamer-duck-coaster","title":"The Screamer Duck Coaster","description":"\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQuack Up Your Life with the Screaming Duck Coaster!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e🦆☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0736\/1848\/9594\/files\/flutterjar_22_copia_2_1.png?v=1754670479\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTired of boring coasters that just... sit there? Meet your drink's new\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003edramatic bestie\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– a hilariously loud duck that\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003escreams\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eunder your cup!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e✔\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSaves surfaces in style\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– No more water rings, just\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ejoyful chaos\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✔\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect conversation starter\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– Works great as an emotional support duck 🚨\u003cbr\u003e✔\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJust the right kind of ridiculous\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– Big enough for mugs (25cm), small enough to stay adorable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"But is it actually useful?\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eABSO-QUACK-LUTELY! It holds drinks\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003esanity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eMay cause sudden laughter, desk envy, and excessive quacking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTurn every sip into a mini-adventure!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e🦆💦\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Purr \u0026 Paw","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51877068570906,"sku":null,"price":12.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0724\/9408\/8474\/files\/4_1.png?v=1774759273","url":"https:\/\/tailoredpaw.com\/products\/the-screamer-duck-coaster","provider":"Tailored Paw","version":"1.0","type":"link"}