{"product_id":"angry-pig-plush-stuffed-animals-key-chain-soft-plushie","title":"Angry Pig Plush Stuffed Animals Key Chain Soft Plushie","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"1\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSmall, soft, and absolutely fed up with everything.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0724\/9408\/8474\/files\/s-l1600_2_c9af4a65-914c-40ca-83e4-fd3b2e661d60.webp?v=1772974210\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eMeet the pig that didn't go to market—he stayed home and brooded. The \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"70\"\u003eAngry Pig Plush Keychain\u003c\/b\u003e is for anyone who finds \"toxic positivity\" exhausting and prefers their accessories with a side of relatable spite. This isn't your average cheerful farm animal; it’s a tiny, disgruntled companion for your keys, backpack, or the rearview mirror of your life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy This Pig is a Mood:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Grumpiness:\u003c\/b\u003e Expertly embroidered with a furrowed brow that says, \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"73\"\u003e\"Don't even think about asking me for a favor.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" id=\"p-rc_afe91514f4f48059-19\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Squish\" Factor:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-1 citation-end-1\"\u003e Even though he looks like he’s about to start a protest, he’s crafted from ultra-soft, cloud-like plush.\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"1\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e He’s tough on the outside, but literally all fluff on the inside\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Ultimate Anti-Gift:\u003c\/b\u003e Perfect for the friend who hasn't had their coffee yet, the coworker who survives on sarcasm, or anyone who appreciates a cartoon animal with a realistic outlook on Mondays.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Tailored Paw","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51802286063898,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0724\/9408\/8474\/files\/s-l1600_1_dc849c1a-8b88-4632-9bd4-bdbe876e4598.webp?v=1772974210","url":"https:\/\/tailoredpaw.com\/products\/angry-pig-plush-stuffed-animals-key-chain-soft-plushie","provider":"Tailored Paw","version":"1.0","type":"link"}